10 Things you should never say to a football fan

To the passionate footballs fans around the world, there are some things you shouldn’t say. Here at Socios.com Digital Communications Manager Calvin Sammut drew up a list of what drives fans mad. Got anymore to add to the list? get in touch at Socios

1)It’s just a game

No Mary, it’s most definitely not just a game.

2) Soccer

sOcCeR

3) It’s only a loss, it’s not the end of the world

There is a special place in hell for people like you

4) International Break is coming up

5) It’s ok, they will win next time

Next time? There will be no next time.

6) What’s an offside?

Offside is when … nevermind. We’ve been through this a million times.

7) What’s the big deal? It’s just 22 men running after a ball

I’m sorry, we need to break up. It’s not me, it’s you.

8) Football is coming home

No it’s bloody not. Fool me once shame on you, fool me 13 times shame on me.

9) Football is for the weak, real man play Rugby.

Okay.

10) Football used to be better in my day son.

You wouldn’t know grandpa, there was no tv back then.

 

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